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The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day.
 
100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.)
Modern classic fit
Tubular body
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Taped neck and shoulders
Ribbed collar
Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low
Cool iron inside-out

Classic Unisex T-shirt

Celebrate your unbreakable friendship with this hilarious Dachshund-themed design! Featuring two adorable cartoon dachshunds enjoying a drink, this shirt says, “We’ve been friends for so long, I’ve forgotten which one of us is the bad influence!” Perfect for dog lovers, wine lovers, and anyone with a partner-in-crime. Great for birthdays, girls’ night out, best friend gifts, or casual wear. Available on mugs, v-neck t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, and tank tops. Show off your humor and love for dachshunds in style!

 We've Been Friends Bad Influence

Get ready to make people laugh with this hilarious tee that reads: “I didn’t fart, my ass likes you so much it just blew you a kiss.” Featuring a cute cartoon skeleton with heart emojis, this shirt is perfect for pranksters, jokesters, and lovers of ridiculous humor. Great for Halloween or any day you feel gassy and affectionate. Available in mug, v-neck t-shirt, hoodie, sweatshirt, and tank top.

Funny Skeleton Fart Kiss

Celebrate unstoppable friendship with this hilarious design featuring two fabulous older ladies dancing with wine in hand! Perfect for besties who know one is enough—especially when she comes with 13 personalities.

My Bestie Doesn't Need More Friends

Show off your sarcastic side with our "I Have the Right to Remain Silent, I Just Don’t Have the Ability" shirt featuring a hilarious cartoon dachshund with an expressive, cheeky look. Perfect for dog lovers, dachshund owners, and anyone who enjoys witty humor. Great gift idea for birthdays, holidays, or any casual occasion. This fun design brings laughs everywhere and is ideal for those who can’t keep quiet! Available on t-shirts, mugs, v-neck tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, and tank tops. A must-have for pet parents with a sense of humor and style.

 I Have the Right to Remain Silent Dachshund

Express your humor and mood with our "Sorry, I Am Cranky I'm Going Through My Terrible Seventies" shirt featuring a cute, tired-looking dachshund sipping coffee. Perfect for seniors, dachshund lovers, dog moms, and anyone embracing life with humor in their golden years. This funny design makes a great gift for birthdays, retirement, or any occasion where a good laugh is needed. Available on t-shirts, mugs, v-neck tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, and tank tops. A witty and stylish choice for dog lovers with a sarcastic edge.

Sorry I Am Cranky Funny Dachshund Seventies 

Bring laughter to aging with our "People Say Growing Old Is a Gift, I'd Like to Return Mine for Store Credit" shirt featuring a grumpy cartoon grandma with a cane. Perfect for sarcastic humor lovers, seniors, retirees, and anyone who enjoys witty jokes about life and aging. Makes a hilarious gift for birthdays, retirement parties, and humor enthusiasts who appreciate a good laugh about growing old. This funny design is ideal for moms, grandmas, or anyone with a sarcastic streak. Available on t-shirts, mugs, v-neck tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, and tank tops. Great for casual wear, family gatherings, or as a conversation starter.

Growing Old Is a Gift Sarcastic Grandma

Bring your sarcasm to life with this bold and hilarious design! Featuring a grumpy cartoon old lady holding an umbrella with the sassy quote: “A spoonful of shut the F*** up will stop me from shoving my umbrella up your ass!!” Perfect for those with a sharp sense of humor who love to make a statement. Great for birthdays, gag gifts, and people who embrace their savage side. Available in mug, v-neck t-shirt, hoodie, sweatshirt, and tank top.

A Spoonful of Shut the F*** Up Funny Old Lady Umbrella 

Show off your sleepy sarcasm with this hilarious sloth design! Featuring a grumpy cartoon sloth and the relatable quote: "I’m so tired, the bags under my eyes are bigger than my boobs," this design is perfect for exhausted moms, students, or anyone running on caffeine and chaos. Great for lovers of sloths, humor, or just brutally honest mood vibes. Ideal gift for women with a sense of humor about life’s daily struggles. Available in mug, v-neck t-shirt, hoodie, sweatshirt, and tank top.

I'm So Tired Funny Sloth Quote 

Celebrate aging with humor! This hilarious shirt features two cheerful old ladies holding wine glasses and the text: “We’re so old we can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee all at the same time.” A perfect gift for moms, grandmas, or anyone who loves funny senior jokes. Available on mugs, v-neck t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, and tank tops.

We’re So Old We Can Laugh Cough Sneeze Pee 

Add a dose of sarcastic wisdom to your wardrobe with this hilarious “Some People Aren’t Just Missing a Screw – The Whole Toolbox Is Gone” shirt. Featuring a cheerful cartoon grandpa holding a toolbox and surrounded by tools, this design is perfect for anyone who appreciates witty humor and playful banter. Ideal for dads, grandpas, tool lovers, and anyone with a sharp sense of humor. Makes a great gag gift or everyday statement piece. Available on mugs, v-neck t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, and tank tops.

Funny Grandpa Toolbox Gone

Relatable and hilarious, this “Every Day I Understand the Phrase 'I'm Getting Too Old For This Crap' On an Even Deeper Level” shirt features an annoyed cartoon duck sipping a drink. A perfect gift for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor, feeling the weight of adulting, work stress, or just daily nonsense. Great for birthdays or casual wear. Available on mugs, v-neck t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, and tank tops.

Too Old For This Crap Angry Duck 

Break the rules with our "Good Thing I Don’t Give a F*ck What People Think" funny grandma shirt! Featuring a cartoon old lady in a pink bathrobe, towel wrap, and bunny slippers sipping coffee with zero concern, this hilarious design is perfect for bold, unfiltered women who couldn’t care less about what others say. Ideal for sarcastic moms, grandmas, or anyone who proudly curses and speaks their mind. Makes a great gift for birthdays, Mother’s Day, or just because. Available in mugs, v-neck t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, and tank tops. Perfect for lovers of sass, sarcasm, and unapologetic humor!