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The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day.
 
100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.)
Modern classic fit
Tubular body
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Taped neck and shoulders
Ribbed collar
Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low
Cool iron inside-out

Classic Unisex T-shirt

I Don't Always Tolerate People - Dachshund

I Don't Have An Attitude Problem - Dachshund

Sometimes I Get Road Rage

I Don't Give A Fuck

I'm Not Old

I'm Going To Grandma's House

Celebrate your unbreakable friendship with this hilarious Dachshund-themed design! Featuring two adorable cartoon dachshunds enjoying a drink, this shirt says, “We’ve been friends for so long, I’ve forgotten which one of us is the bad influence!” Perfect for dog lovers, wine lovers, and anyone with a partner-in-crime. Great for birthdays, girls’ night out, best friend gifts, or casual wear. Available on mugs, v-neck t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, and tank tops. Show off your humor and love for dachshunds in style!

 We've Been Friends Bad Influence

Show off your patriotic pride with a hilarious twist in this “Weenie the People” Dachshund shirt! Featuring a wiener dog silhouette filled with the American flag, this playful design is perfect for July 4th, dog moms and dads, and Dachshund lovers who stand for liberty and sausages. Great gift for USA-loving pet parents. Also available in mugs, v-neck t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, and tank tops.

Weenie the People Patriotic Dachshund 

Make a bold statement with our edgy "Rude Dachshund" shirt! Featuring a vintage-style Dachshund flipping the middle finger, this shirt is perfect for sausage dog lovers with a rebellious side. Great for gifting to fellow dog dads and moms who love humor with attitude. Available on mugs, v-necks, hoodies, sweatshirts, and tank tops.

Rude Dachshund Middle Finger

Add some sass to your style with this “She’s With Me for My Wiener” Dachshund t-shirt. Featuring a cool cartoon wiener dog in shades and a patterned shirt, this funny design is great for dog dads, sausage dog fans, and anyone who loves a good pun. Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or just for laughs. Available in mugs, v-neck tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, and tank tops.

She’s With Me for My Wiener Dachshund

Celebrate the low-to-the-ground charm of dachshunds with this clever “I’ve Got Friends in Low Places” design. Featuring a minimalist line art illustration of a long-bodied dachshund, this shirt is perfect for wiener dog lovers with a sense of humor. Available on mugs, v-neck t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, and tank tops. A witty gift idea for doxie owners and fans of clever wordplay.

Dachshund Friends in Low Places

This adorable “Sorry I’m Late I Got Here As Soon As I Wanted To” Dachshund shirt is perfect for Doxie lovers who live life on their own schedule. Featuring a cute yawning Dachshund and playful design, it's a fun gift for lazy dog days and casual vibes. Available on mugs, v-necks, hoodies, sweatshirts, and tank tops.

Dachshund Sorry I’m Late I Got Here 

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